Day 89.

Dear Ronnie,

You asked me to do this, so here you go. 

Oh Ronnie. Ronnie, Ronnie, Ronnie. I have known you now for a few years and how amazing they have been. At first our instant hate for one another was almost unbearable. I do, still, believe you are one of life's bellends but in a much friendlier way. Despite your initial dislike of me you still showed me your piece and for that, I thank you eternally.

I blog a lot about love and relationships but this is different. This feels completely different to any other relationship I've had before. With you, I don't know, I guess I feel complete. I feel like I've found my twin, my soul mate, my true love. You are like a brother to me. Although you are like a brother that has no biological connection to me and who, it is perfectly acceptable to hump and receive bruised breasts from. 

We've had our ups and downs, sure, but who hasn't? We don't see each other often but we know that when we hit 30, or whatever age it was, we will be married and finally live out our dreams. Those dreams of course being having a brood of ginger babies named after different sex toys. It really is a beautiful and exciting prospect for me. As I grew up I knew you were the kind of man who I should married. I used to wish and pray that I would meet a ginger who would show me what life really should be: A pizza and alcohol induced coma with no understanding of why we were in a lift. Who needs romance, kindness and trust when I have you?

I should really speak more about our lift love. Only because it brings so much joy to my heart. It makes me cry whenever I think of it. Solely because I barely remember it from being oh-so-very drunk. I try to recall our hysterics as we went down in the lift (take that as you will) and the way we vowed to repeat it all again. I know now where my heart truly lies and that's with lift installation and repair. Without you, I may never have found my true calling in life and for that, I thank you.

You asked me to prove my love, to make a public declaration of how I feel about you and here it is. Here, for the world to see. For every man, woman and child to appreciate and understand the depth of my feelings. It is an unbreakable bond. A united front that we stand for. You with your ginger locks and me, with my part-time ginger roots. It is really beautiful.

Ronnie, never forget that I am here for you whenever you need me. Unless, of course, I am busy, in which case you'll have to wait unless it's an emergency. I will do anything for you. But not anal. I will help you in anyway I can. Apart from sexually. I will love you forever. Unless you screw me over which will involve me never speaking to you again.

Always on my mind, forever in my heart.

Love,

Hannah xox